The cool thing about vibrators, is you cum really fast.
The cool thing about using your fingers, is you cum really slow.
And the cool thing about using the Orchid G is you get to find your G-spot.
I once had a boyfriend that would do something with his fingers when he'd lick me 'down there', that made me feel like I had to pee. It was un-settling and often made the act of cumming take a lot longer than it normally would. But not in a sexy way. In a distracting way.
When I started doing internet research on G-spot masturbation and location, I heard that stimulating it often made you feel like you had to pee.
Really?
That's disappointing.
That's not what I want to feel when I'm in the throws of hot and heavy with my lover. But I also heard that G-spot orgasm was super intense when coupled with clitoral stimulation.
THAT'S what I wanted to feel, so I continued researching.
This led me to the Orchid G.
I decided to play around with my new toy in a couple different ways.
The first time I used it I paired it with a sort-of hands-free dildo. (It wasn't really designed with a suction cup base, but it seemed to work fairly well with the bathroom wall -- if you know what I mean.)
I used the Orchid G vibrator on my clitoris and went to town on the blue dong (or dil). Videotaping of course ... for Zi.
The bulbous head of the Orchid G allowed for vibration on a wider area than just the clitoris, which is a bonus. And the long stem/shaft/handle made it easier to use in this position. (Doggy-style.)
Nice.
Definitely a thumbs up.
The second time I used it I allowed for a longer session. And it involved a FedEx delivery man. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
I pulled all my toys out, and chose a strap-on vibrator that I'd bought so long ago I've forgotten the name of it (sort-of a butterfly thing that straps on to your clit). I wanted to be able to have constant stimulation of my clitoris while I played around with the Orchid G. I wanted to find that G-spot!
So I lubed it up and turned on the Orchid G (double vibrator masturbation!). It inserted nicely with the smooth plastic gliding right in. Using a technique I'd heard about in my research, I moved the wand in a 'come hither' way toward my belly button, and .... VOILA! I found it. Easy-peasy.
I reached orgasm fairly quickly but I wanted to try working with the G-spot a while longer, so I decided to continue and reach multiple orgasm. Something that I've done before, but doesn't happen nearly as often as I'd like. :)
So I'm well on my way to #2 and .... the doorbell rings.
!!!
I pause momentarily. Sort-of stunned like. I go to pull out the Orchid G, and it doesn't want to come out. Due to its slanted bulbous head -- coupled with maybe my position? -- I found it not easy to pull out. And it was slightly uncomfortable, too.
Once that was done I had a frantic wrestling with the little fasteners of the butterfly vibrator, finally shedding that toy. Now. Pants. I looked around in panic for something appropriate to wear to the door and hopped into them while walking to the door at the same time.
Yes. I haz talent.
Wiping my hands on my pants -- (insert cheesy smile) -- I unlocked my three door locks and opened the door of my apartment. To find. No one.
Fuck.
I'm interrupted for what?!
Then I notice a FedEx envelope inside the screen door.
Hmm. Isn't that a common porn theme? FedEx man interrupts a hot lady masturbating?
You'll never guess what was in the FedEx envelope.
(snicker snicker)
It was my next Babeland product to review.
Hahahahaha! So awesome.
The "product" is actually a book. Moregasm: Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex by Claire Cavanah and Rachel Venning. Perfect.
The epilogue of this story has humor, too.
Because I was interrupted, I wanted to finish up my session, so -- again -- right when I'm hot and heavy .... I get a phone call.
From Zi.
The cool thing about using your fingers, is you cum really slow.
And the cool thing about using the Orchid G is you get to find your G-spot.
I once had a boyfriend that would do something with his fingers when he'd lick me 'down there', that made me feel like I had to pee. It was un-settling and often made the act of cumming take a lot longer than it normally would. But not in a sexy way. In a distracting way.
When I started doing internet research on G-spot masturbation and location, I heard that stimulating it often made you feel like you had to pee.
Really?
That's disappointing.
That's not what I want to feel when I'm in the throws of hot and heavy with my lover. But I also heard that G-spot orgasm was super intense when coupled with clitoral stimulation.
THAT'S what I wanted to feel, so I continued researching.
This led me to the Orchid G.
I decided to play around with my new toy in a couple different ways.
The first time I used it I paired it with a sort-of hands-free dildo. (It wasn't really designed with a suction cup base, but it seemed to work fairly well with the bathroom wall -- if you know what I mean.)
I used the Orchid G vibrator on my clitoris and went to town on the blue dong (or dil). Videotaping of course ... for Zi.
The bulbous head of the Orchid G allowed for vibration on a wider area than just the clitoris, which is a bonus. And the long stem/shaft/handle made it easier to use in this position. (Doggy-style.)
Nice.
Definitely a thumbs up.
The second time I used it I allowed for a longer session. And it involved a FedEx delivery man. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
I pulled all my toys out, and chose a strap-on vibrator that I'd bought so long ago I've forgotten the name of it (sort-of a butterfly thing that straps on to your clit). I wanted to be able to have constant stimulation of my clitoris while I played around with the Orchid G. I wanted to find that G-spot!
So I lubed it up and turned on the Orchid G (double vibrator masturbation!). It inserted nicely with the smooth plastic gliding right in. Using a technique I'd heard about in my research, I moved the wand in a 'come hither' way toward my belly button, and .... VOILA! I found it. Easy-peasy.
I reached orgasm fairly quickly but I wanted to try working with the G-spot a while longer, so I decided to continue and reach multiple orgasm. Something that I've done before, but doesn't happen nearly as often as I'd like. :)
So I'm well on my way to #2 and .... the doorbell rings.
!!!
I pause momentarily. Sort-of stunned like. I go to pull out the Orchid G, and it doesn't want to come out. Due to its slanted bulbous head -- coupled with maybe my position? -- I found it not easy to pull out. And it was slightly uncomfortable, too.
Once that was done I had a frantic wrestling with the little fasteners of the butterfly vibrator, finally shedding that toy. Now. Pants. I looked around in panic for something appropriate to wear to the door and hopped into them while walking to the door at the same time.
Yes. I haz talent.
Wiping my hands on my pants -- (insert cheesy smile) -- I unlocked my three door locks and opened the door of my apartment. To find. No one.
Fuck.
I'm interrupted for what?!
Then I notice a FedEx envelope inside the screen door.
Hmm. Isn't that a common porn theme? FedEx man interrupts a hot lady masturbating?
You'll never guess what was in the FedEx envelope.
(snicker snicker)
It was my next Babeland product to review.
Hahahahaha! So awesome.
The "product" is actually a book. Moregasm: Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex by Claire Cavanah and Rachel Venning. Perfect.
The epilogue of this story has humor, too.
Because I was interrupted, I wanted to finish up my session, so -- again -- right when I'm hot and heavy .... I get a phone call.
From Zi.
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