That's right.
You heard me.
Yearnings.
Everyone's got 'em.
And boy do I got 'em.
When Aashik and I are together, we make porn of ourselves. That way, when we're horny for each other later, we can masturbate to each other. It's sweet/hot/sexy all wrapped up in a red satin ribbon. In fact, even thinking about watching it makes me hunger for him. And you all know what happens to women "down there" when we get hungry.
So what's a girl to do?
I like a little (ok maybe a lot of) variety in my sex life. So, when your lover lives across the continent from you, it takes a large dose of creativity to, well, have masala in my bedroom. Or couch, as the case may be.
Zi likes to say, "There are a lot of ways to skin a cat," which I think is a gross way to introduce masturbation, but there you have it. There are a lot of ways to masturbate. And I try to mix it up a lot so that it stays interesting for me. Here all alone, as it were.
So I've got me some toys. :) Some lube, a vibrator, a dildo and a hefty imagination. Not to mention a video camera. (I am compelled to send Zi video footage of my 'sessions.' After all, it does make the man so happy.) And one of my female friends from my 'divorce support group' (hahahaha) brought me a new dildo for my collection. She writes a smut blog, and a sex toy company approached her for sponsorship and gave her a big ol' goody bag of toys to use or give away.
So I got a new toy.
A review of said toy coming soon.
And that got me wondering ....
What if I become affiliated with a sex toy store and start reviewing products? What a fun way to live out my days apart from Aashik! I'm so there.
Think of all the benefits!
I'm masturbating A LOT anyway, because -- well, because I like to -- but, also because of the distance and the whole not having sex for the last seven weeks and four days thing. So, having new ways to masturbate make it hot and interesting and not so routine. I mean there's only about three ways to play with yourself using your fingers. Ok, four. But you get my point.
And the videos I send to Zi must be getting a little bit same ol' same ol' -- so new toys bring new life to homemade private porn you send your boyfriend over Skype. :)
Win/Win!!!
I'm excited. I've already signed up for an affiliate program with a personally owned (by women) sex store in Seattle (they've got stores in New York, too), and I'm waiting to see if I can get approved. And I've sent them an email regarding being a sex toy reviewer for them. Sweet! I'll post my reviews here for you, so you can get quality information about the toys you want to buy!
You heard me.
Yearnings.
Everyone's got 'em.
And boy do I got 'em.
When Aashik and I are together, we make porn of ourselves. That way, when we're horny for each other later, we can masturbate to each other. It's sweet/hot/sexy all wrapped up in a red satin ribbon. In fact, even thinking about watching it makes me hunger for him. And you all know what happens to women "down there" when we get hungry.
So what's a girl to do?
I like a little (ok maybe a lot of) variety in my sex life. So, when your lover lives across the continent from you, it takes a large dose of creativity to, well, have masala in my bedroom. Or couch, as the case may be.
Zi likes to say, "There are a lot of ways to skin a cat," which I think is a gross way to introduce masturbation, but there you have it. There are a lot of ways to masturbate. And I try to mix it up a lot so that it stays interesting for me. Here all alone, as it were.
So I've got me some toys. :) Some lube, a vibrator, a dildo and a hefty imagination. Not to mention a video camera. (I am compelled to send Zi video footage of my 'sessions.' After all, it does make the man so happy.) And one of my female friends from my 'divorce support group' (hahahaha) brought me a new dildo for my collection. She writes a smut blog, and a sex toy company approached her for sponsorship and gave her a big ol' goody bag of toys to use or give away.
So I got a new toy.
A review of said toy coming soon.
And that got me wondering ....
What if I become affiliated with a sex toy store and start reviewing products? What a fun way to live out my days apart from Aashik! I'm so there.
Think of all the benefits!
I'm masturbating A LOT anyway, because -- well, because I like to -- but, also because of the distance and the whole not having sex for the last seven weeks and four days thing. So, having new ways to masturbate make it hot and interesting and not so routine. I mean there's only about three ways to play with yourself using your fingers. Ok, four. But you get my point.
And the videos I send to Zi must be getting a little bit same ol' same ol' -- so new toys bring new life to homemade private porn you send your boyfriend over Skype. :)
Win/Win!!!
I'm excited. I've already signed up for an affiliate program with a personally owned (by women) sex store in Seattle (they've got stores in New York, too), and I'm waiting to see if I can get approved. And I've sent them an email regarding being a sex toy reviewer for them. Sweet! I'll post my reviews here for you, so you can get quality information about the toys you want to buy!
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